all is peaceful in the idyllic "square but awesome" home.
(standing: jin, yuzuki, takeshi, takeshi's japanese girlfriend, ryoko; sitting: jun, miyabi)
C: Jin and Ryoko (mother and son) perpetually play chess together
K: The creepy oedipal chess game that never ended
C: Sooo cute. Wanito and Takeshi swinging
K: ~Tha~sweetest~thing~ (put it between tildes, too)
C: Yuzuki and Takeshi ... dancing
K: Oh Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins!
C: Mysterious brown-haired girl breaks up Takeshi and "Japanese Ho"
K: This is DEFINITELY NOT ANY MORI NO IKE-ER WHO MIGHT BE READING THIS AND SHOULD NOT BE OFFENDED!
C: "Japanese Ho" (Takeshi's girlfriend) mysteriously ages and goes insane
C: Koinosuke sums this up nicely
K: I like his anime shirt
C: Japanese Ho continues to age, but no one seems to care
K: I gotta fever and the only cure is more Masako thought bubbles!
C: Japanese Ho battles death while Noriko ponders the goings-on of Yoshitaka
K: Jin-sensei looks like a future serial killer
C: I am become Death, destroyer of worlds
K: Remember that Grim and Evil show? Whatever happened to evil? now it's all about grim...
C: On the evening of the death of Japanese Ho, the ~MYSTERIOUS~BRUNETTE~ and Takeshi get hitched
C: Miyabi and Jun look on horrified at the M.B.'s equally mysterious weight gain.
K: She's visible preggers!
C: Meanwhile, on the lighter side of things... Jin and Miyabi discuss sex.
K: Umm... Jin looks like he's learning.
C: Miyabi flirts with Jin
K: FLIRTY FLIRT FLIRT.
C: He decides to make an honest woman out of Miyabi
K: He's an old soul.
C: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue...
K: THE BORROWED THING BEING JAPANESE HO'S HUSBAND.
C: Takeshi makes an adorable dad while Hanabi lurks in the background.
K: I always knew he was cut out for fatherhood. T^ T
C: Miyabi shows ignorance is bliss amongst cheatin', lyin', and flat-out hatin'
C: Nothing relaxes like sodomy and teddy bears
K: Ryoko-sensei, we warned you about Jun-sensei! We tried to tell you to tell him to gently get off.
C: E is for everyone.
Now moving along to the "Senseiz" Family
(back: sumiko, koinosuke, wanito, yoshitaka, ichigo; front: sachiko)
C: Sachiko may be short, but mein fuhrer still reigns from the seat of power.
K: You just don't mess with the dictator of the motherland.
C: Koinosuke likes painting!
K: Koinosuke likes painting Ichigo!
C: Koinosuke... really likes painting.
K: Until the break of dawn.
K: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEE!?
C: Wanito is so hardcore he's sayin "VIO-FUCKING-LINS!? HELLS NAW. LET'S FOCUS ON ETSUKO, THE TINY SPOT TO THE LEFT IN THE BACKGROUND INSTEAD! ... AMIDST THE GNOMES!"
K: And not just anyone can get away with that.
C: Wanito kills again!
K: One by one, the penguins steal my sanity (this moment brought to you by Sango)
C: Wanito cooking! ...?
K: I hear they taste like po'k.
WE'RE YOUR WEATHER GIRLS!
AND HAVE WE GOT NEWWWWS FOR YOU!!!
GET READY ALL YOU LONELY GIRLS
AND LEAVE THOSE UMBRELLAS AT HOME
a final note - C is for Chiharu, K is for Kanae (and Kooler Kids, so get up on the bus!)